What kind of conversations only happen in Pakistan?

 Woman: I have figured out an intricate way to stop cancer from spreading at a higher rate than…

Man: Han lekin,duppata kahan hai??

(okay it’s fine but where is your scarf?)😂

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*Guests at home*

Me: Kuch lenge?

Guest: Nahin takleef na uthaen.😲

Me: Okay.

Guest: Bus zra chai, nashta, biryani aor kuch jaedaad mil jate to..😞😁

Translation:-

Me: Will you take anything?

Guest: Nope. No need for that.

Me: Okay.

Guest: It would be very nice of you if I get tea, breakfast, biryani and some property.

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Family functions are the worst to attend if you are unmarried, unemployed or student expecting his/her result.

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When a Pakistani woman replies with “Ok” as a message,

Go back through last 200 messages you sent and find your mistake.😃

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Kips in Pakistan is as famous as Kim Kardashian in America ;)

Kips: wo jga jahan larkian kum aor bhabhian ziada prhte hain 😂

(The educational centre where sister-in-laws are more in number, than girls)

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Me: *reading English fiction* then Jack bowed in front of her and uttered “ I love you”

Little sister: Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Mama api gndi baten kr re hai

( Mum! Api is reading bad stuff )

:/ WTF😠

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“okay chl chl ok ok chal chal chal ok chal chal ok ok theek hai chal ok chal theek hai ok chl chl ok ok theek hai chl theek hai ok ok chal theek hai” — Pakistanis ending a call😄😃

( Trans. “Okay yep yep ok ok yep yep yep ok ok ok yes fine ok fine yes yes ok ok ok yes fine ok fine yes yes yes ok yes ok fine”— Pakistanis ending a call)😃😄

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In Pakistan, if a mechanical engineer is seen with a girl, there are only two possibilities: Either the girl would be his sister or his degree would be fake ;)😉😆

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Last but not the least:-

A: If we are stalking someone even when we don’t have crush on him, without any reason. And if “like” button is pressed by mistake and we “unlike” it promptly. Does he/she still get the notification?

B: Yes, he will get that.

In fact he will also get your marriage proposal.

Moreover, your fast gets broken too.

😆😅😋